英语短笑话
英文撩妹笑话？
英文撩妹笑话？
Hello baby you are so beautiful
英语对话笑话？
有一天店子里来了一个外国人买西餐料，我英语很烂，所以他每选好一样东西，我就用计算器摁出价格来给他看。当然有点不好意思了，所以我说：
I am sorry!
I am sorry, too! 外国人说。
“I am sorry three. ” 我又说。
“What are you sorry for ” 外国人又说。
还有完没完了，我心想，只好接着说
“I am sorry five.”
笑话2
男： Can I have your name
(直译过来是: 我能有你的名字吗？)
女： Why Dont you already have one
(为什么？ 你不是已经有名字了吗？）
笑话3
A man goes to the church and starts talking to the God.
(一男子来到教堂，跟上帝对话。）
He says: God, what is a million dollars to you
（他说：“上帝，一百万美元对你意味着什么？”）
And God says: A penny.,
（上帝回答：“一便士”）
then the man says: God, what is a million years to you .
（男子又说：“上帝，一百万年对你意味着什么？”）
And god says: A second.
（上帝回答：“一秒钟。”）
Then the man says: Can I have a penny
（最后男子请求说：“我能得到一便士吗？”）
And God says: In a second.
求一篇30--50字的英语小笑话！急？
A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?I gave it to a poor old woman, he a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?She is the one who sells the candy.好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。” Two birlsTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher: Please tell The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.两只鸟老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老师：请说说看。学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。